Why, oh why doesn't Converse sell orange high-tops? Why?!
Chronicle of Yesterday's Events:4:11 am - wake up, find that lotion in right eye. wash lotion out, return to bed.
6:20 am - get shampoo in left eye during shower.
1:20 pm - get carcinogens/latex/formadehyde in left eye during fetal pig dissection.
I have now resorted to wearing safety goggles at all times as a precaution.