I have a rather odd habit of acquiring stalkers.
There's a guy in one of my classes who persists in friend-ing my friends on Facebook (even though he doesn't actually
know them), and asking them if I'm single, and whether they'll give him my number. He hasn't actually asked me this in person, as I am very good at avoiding confrontations when need be. He friend-ed me, and I blocked him.
I've started a club; the Helena Stalker Club. It's very exclusive. Fill out a form if you'd like.